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Opening the closet

17. September 2009

Big detour. More a note to myself. World, have a laugh. And imagine whatever you like.

This is a list of all non-platonic men who until now have played a major or minor (no to say minuscule but noteworthy) role in my life (in chronological order), hopefully to be continued, need not be for years though:

  • Mr. DiCaprio
  • Mr. Kiss
  • Mr. Prozac
  • Mr. Engineer
  • Mr. Englishman
  • Mr. Wood
  • Mr. Pussy-Whipped
  • Mr. Hurt
  • Dr. Loveletter
  • Mr. Olala-Ohno
  • Dr. G-Spot
  • Dr. Worried
  • Dr. Liberal-Christmas
  • Mr. Charming-Style
  • Mr. Whisky
  • Mr. Apple
  • Mr. Papi
  • Dr. Notshyatall
  • Mr. Yes-iCheat
  • Mr. Dancefloor
  • Mr. Notlikethat-Dear
  • Mr. Brotherincrime
  • Mr. Bass

4 Kommentare

  1. I should make a similar list … but starting to think about it, i notice that its not easy to give them appropriate names!

    I was wondering about the reasons for your decision wether to refer to them as ‘Dr.’ or ‘Mr.’ … and for the ones with a doctors degree: can you remember the topic of their thesis?


  2. I´d like to see that list of yours. ;-)

    In fact this process of giving them names obliges you to think about what was the most meaningful fact about them (for you).

    Dr. is because they are. I do not remember their thesis. But I could look it up any second. ;-)


    • ah, okay, … i thought you gave to them the degree of a dr. in your list, due to the – lets say quality of the ‘non-platonic relationship’.

      I was thinking about a list, but did not like the names i invented. Seems that these names do not capture the story related to those women.


      • Now you have one, right?
        Princess Leia. ;-)



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